gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

(via mofuckinsquirtle)

nostalgitorium:

yo if eating pizza and playing mario party and having sex on the couch doesn’t sound like the perfect date to you then get the fuck out of my face.

(Source: ouijamatic, via mofuckinsquirtle)